i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
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Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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