My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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