My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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