So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
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bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
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I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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