This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I love you. Go after that dick
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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