i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
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Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!