I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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