my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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