so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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