I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
