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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.

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• (848): View more from New Jersey

  life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.

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• (831): View more from California

  You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.

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• (323): View more from California

  In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  She's going to hate me

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  Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.

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  The rest will just start to agree

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I spy something regrettable...

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  Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"

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  And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder

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