can we get nightvision for the apartment?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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