Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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