Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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