We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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