tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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