i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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