What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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