Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
She bit a glass in half.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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