this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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