hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
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facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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