At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
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He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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