What tipped you off? The sombrero?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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