bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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