I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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