sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Even my vagina gasped.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So much rum. So many feels.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
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Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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