I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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