yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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