just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
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Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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