I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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