Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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