Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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