You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize
