dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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