The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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