is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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