So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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