How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Randomize
