Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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