yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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