I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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