This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
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I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
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Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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