Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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