How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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