Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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