Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
We are all done wearing pants today
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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