God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Fuck me I smell like cheese
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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