hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
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I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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