Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
ugly people sure do ruin things
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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