How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
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Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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