So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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