Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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