I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Randomize
