Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
This is my gift to your gina
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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