Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
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Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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