I am puke
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
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So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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