I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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