Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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