I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
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I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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