Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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